I implore you to not read this review until you have read the previous Harry Potters. My thoughts on them can be found here.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix is, in my opinion, the worst Harry Potter, although your opinion may differ from mine. It starts out when Dudley and Harry are having a heated conversation in the park, when suddenly, a pair of Dementoids (They're actually called Dementors, but what the heck) come down and start harassing the pair. Harry uses the Patronus charm to avoid removal of a soul, but in doing so, he gets sent to a trial for a matter of underage wizardy. During this trial, he is heavily prosecuted by a toad-faced woman known as Dolores Umbridge. However, Harry is aided by his headmaster, the man with five names, the Supreme Mugwump of the Wizengamot, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore! (whew) With Dumbledore's help, Harry is proved guilty of underage magic, but has received no punishment because of special parameters. When he is escorted back to his Godfather Sirius's house, he learns a drastic fact about Dolores Umbrige. What has he learned? Who were the Dementoids sent by and why? These questions will be answered in Harry Potter and the Order of the Felix! (!@$* YOU AUTOCORRECT! THAT'S, LIKE, THE FIFTH TIME YOU'VE DONE THAT!!!!!)
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